I have a confession to make.
Today I had a sexual encounter with a male!
I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself, I just had to find out! As he inserted his finger, I said to him "Will you still respect me in the morning?" And he said "Yes". Then he said "It's as smooth as a baby's bum". Nicer words I couldn't have wished for.
But..............Respect me hell, the bastard gave me a bill for $135......and I thought he was supposed to pay me!?
He also agreed that a low PSA is not necessarily a positive KPI (to use the football vernacular) and we've agreed to meet again sometime in the future if my PSA rises from it's currently low of 1.7.
Now, if you haven't got your fingers out of your @rses to make room for a doctors, I strongly suggest that you do. I refer you back to the communications that we had about two months ago suggesting that anecdotal evidence is that if you were in Vietnam waters you are 7 times more likely to get prostate cancer.
Yeah, it's uncomfortable (don't know what they see in it myself!), but ask your wife how uncomfortable a PAP smear is.
Now that you've stopped laughing, get you finger outa your @rse, and make that appointment!